bromz.

i made one with lyrics too

I made a music.

I had other musical influences in my life working for the greater good, most notably is my great friend Nathan McKinney. It started shortly after I met him. Nathan, like myself, is a man easier described by his music than by words. One day after church I spotted the latest album by The Format sitting in his car.

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Plinky has given me a moment to explain my views on breakups, so here goes nothing.

Remove all the reminders
The longer you have remnants and reminders of the person in your life, you will never get past it. I’m not saying you need to throw it all away, but maybe it needs to be out of sight for a while.

Cry
If it makes you feel better, do it.

Keep an open mind when people offer you advice
Need I explain? If so, listen to people who are trying to make you feel better. They love you, and don’t like seeing you so distraught.

I think I want to get some late night writing in before bed.
I’ve switched to writing my novel inside of a new program called Ommwriter. It is very zen.

I’m not sure I’m going to be very productive. Just… wanted to try.
I haven’t really made much of an effort as of late. I’ve been so stressed out with different projects and homework. Tomorrow I will drive back to school. I have mix emotions about it. I’ve been home for four days, and I’m beginning to feel that this is where I belong again.

Oh well. Two more weeks.

I’m on the Phone - Radio PSA

Kangaroo could hold down said snake, and stomp it to death. However, if said snake is an anaconda…. Anacondas always win.

this is what i think I would end up doing.

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Whats up?

I’m nervous. I’ve never done anything like this before.
Especially, without the music playing while I take my clothes off.

Anyways, I’m here tonight on a dare.I was dared that I couldn’t look like an idiot in front of 30 people.
Well that’s one for me.

I recently got some business cards printed up for myself.
They’re really nice, feel good in the hand, glossy coating, full color.
I got them printed not because I have any business, but because i’m arrogant.

I was a waffle-house the other day, trying to cut a waffle with a fork when I invented the greatest eating utensil ever.
A fork with sharpened edges. But I realized it would never work because some idiot kid would cut their mouth open.
And it was then that I realized that  kids ruin everything.

Is it just me or would it suck really bad to be a kid nowadays.
I think it’s because we’ve invented so many new ways to die since I was a kid.
I’m not even that old, but I could still play outside without fear of being molested.
You guys ever see that commercial with that mom and her son in the park,
and then the kid walks away and the mom flips her beans and grabs some kind of crazy kid tracking gps device?
you know the one? KEVIN!? KEVIN WHERE ARE YOU?
And then the kid is 20 feet away chasing a balloon?
I think that is the embodiment for everything that’s wrong with this country right now.
Just a normal kid getting hugged to death out by an freaked out over protective mom.
That kid is going to be on so many anti-depressants later in life.

And by the way, that was a freaking battery commercial,
if you’re gonna sell me batteries that’s fine,
but in the middle of a beer commercial you don’t try to sell me deoderant.
I imagine that it would go something like:

“Our brew is quadruple brewed in only the finest of hops.
Then it’s shipped on our brand new fleet of freezer trucks.
Until it finally arrives in your glass at the bar.
Except they kick you out because you smell like you haven’t showered in a while.
Pabst Blue Ribbon. MMmmm.”

Alright that’s all I got.Thanks.

If my brother’s VW was a transformer, this is what it would transform into.

(fyi all the pics link to high-res version)

Okay. So when Valve put it’s teaser about Jarate out, they had this image.

Notice the coupon? Well I decided to send it in, but I wanted to add my own little extra something to it to make mine different from everyone else’s. So I decided that I would write a letter, an idea based on a Reddit comment thread in the /r/tf2 subreddit. Here’s the letter. (the one on the left is how it really looks, the right one is how it looked in the scanner)

(the scanner’s light made it hard to see the watermarked red logo and faint BLU SPY signature, but on the real copy both are very easy to see)

I also had some other effects included besides the coupon. A New Zealand five-dollar bill, to poke fun at the Aussie… but it’s a fake one with a “five” dollar bill taped to the back.

And a detailed pic of the mask.

And this is the envelope I used.

I’ll keep it posted about what corrospondance I get back. I’m sure with this much effort I get some kind of response.

Here’s pdfs of everything:
(PDF of Letter)   |   (PDF of Letter Scan)   |   (PDF of Bills)